Advice to Young Skaters.
Never try to skate in two directions at once.
Eat a few apples for refreshment’s sake, while skating, and be sure to throw the cores on the ice for fast skaters to break their shins on.
There is no law to prevent a beginner from sitting down whenever he is so inclined.
Skate over all the small boys at once. Knock ‘em down. It makes great fun, and they like it.
If you skate into a hole in the ice take it coolly. Think how you would feel if the water were boiling hot.
If your skates are too slippery buy a new pair. Keep buying new pairs until you find a pair that is not slippery.
In sitting down do it gradually. Don’t be too sudden; you may break the ice.
When you fall headlong, examine the straps of your skates very carefully before you get up. That will make everybody think you fell because your skate was loose.
Wear a heavy overcoat or cloak until you get thoroughly warmed up, then throw it off, and let the wind cool you. This will insure you a fine cold!
After you get so you can skate tolerably well, skate three or four hours—skate frantically—skate till you can’t stand.
The Spirit of Democracy [Woodsfield OH] 10 February 1874: p. 1
Mrs Daffodil’s Aide-memoire: Inexperienced skaters might also take advantage of the useful
SAFETY SKATING FRAME. FOR BEGINNERS.
Our readers can see the proportions in the cut. The bottom of the runners being slightly curved, the frame is easily turned in any direction. The ends of the runners being turned up, enables the frame to pass over any reasonable impediment, thus saving it from stopping, and being thrown over forwards; the long tails would not allow it to be pulled over backwards. The skater’s hands being placed on the hand rail, between its supports, prevents her from upsetting the frame sideways.
Godey’s Lady’s Book December 1863
Advice on skating abounded, such as How to be Decorative While Ice-Skating and what NOT to do on the ice–A Swell Party on Ice. Mrs Daffodil’s soundest advice is to stay indoors where you may spread oil-cloth on the parlour floor and slide about to your heart’s content, with no danger of frost-bite or pneumonia from an icy plunge. There a simple tug at the bell brings a convenient tray of tea, cocoa, and biscuits, something that cannot be said for frozen ponds, which are generally not equipped with servants’ bells.
Mrs Daffodil invites you to join her on the curiously named “Face-book,” where you will find a feast of fashion hints, fads and fancies, and historical anecdotes
You may read about a sentimental succubus, a vengeful seamstress’s ghost, Victorian mourning gone horribly wrong, and, of course, Mrs Daffodil’s efficient tidying up after a distasteful decapitation in A Spot of Bother: Four Macabre Tales.
Speaking as a person who has actually fallen through ice in the winter, I have to say this is all excellent advice. I will have to remember the bit about pretending my shoelace was untied.
Good gracious! Mrs Daffodil is pleased that you lived to tell the tale–such an incident would have had a very chilling effect on her eagerness to ever go out of doors again in cold weather.