A Touching Tribute to a Wife: 1872

A Touching Obituary

A disconsolate husband [who also happens to be the editor of a local newspaper] thus bewails the loss of his wife, and apostrophizes her memory:

Thus my wife died. No more will those loving hands pull of my boots and part my back hair, as only a true wife can. No more will those willing feet replenish the coal hod and water pail. No more will she arise amidst the tempestuous storms of winter, and gladly hie herself away to build the fire without disturbing the slumbers of the man who doted on her so artlessly. Her memory is embalmed in my heart of hearts. I wanted to embalm her body, but I found I could embalm her memory much cheaper.

I procured of Eli Mudget, a neighbor of mine, a very pretty gravestone. His wife was consumptive, and he had kept it on hand several years, in anticipation of her death. But she rallied that Spring and his hopes were blasted. Never shall I forget the poor man’s grief when I asked him to part with it. “Take it, Skinner,” said he, “and may you never know what it is to have your soul racked with disappointment, as mine has been!” and he burst into a flood of tears. His spirit was indeed utterly broken.

I had the following epistle engraved upon her gravestone: “To the memory of Tabitha, wife of Moses Skinner, Esq. gentlemanly editor of the Trombone. Terms three dollars a year invariably in advance. A kind mother and exemplary wife. Office over Coleman’s grocery, up two flights of stairs. Knock hard. ‘We shall miss thee, mother, we shall miss thee.’ Job printing solicited.”

Thus did my lacerated spirit cry out in agony, even as Rachel weeping for her children. But one ray of light penetrated the despair of my soul. The undertaker took his pay in job printing, and the sexton owed me a little account I should not have gotten any other way. Why should we pine at the mysterious ways of Providence and vicinity? (Not a conundrum.) I here pause to drop a silent tear to the memory of Tabitha Ripley, that was. She was an eminently pious woman, and could fry the best piece of tripe I ever flung under my vest. Her pick-up dinners were a perfect success, and she always doted on foreign missions.

Camden [NJ] Democrat 27 April 1872: p. 5

Mrs Daffodil’s Aide-memoire:  A touching tribute, indeed. It is not just any woman who can fry tripe to perfection, although Mr Skinner is ambiguous about whether the tripe was within his person or tucked under the vest until he could feed it to the dog.

Widowers were a pathetic lot. Sometimes they would go to any length to procure a monument for their lost loved one.

A Sorrowing Widower

A fellow living on the Indiana shore of the Ohio river, near Vevay, Indiana, having recently lost his wife, crossed in a boat to the Kentucky side, visited a grave yard there and stole a tombstone, which he placed over the remains of his lamented better half. Public Ledger [Philadelphia, PA] 19 June 1860: p. 1

This widower was late to the party, but better late than never…

THE TOMBSTONE

Meant a Good Deal and He Wanted It Right Away.

[New York Journal]

A countryman entered the office of a dealer in monuments.

“I want a stone to put at the grave of my wife,” he said.

“About what size and price?”

“I don’t know. Susan was a good woman. A trifle sharp, mebbe, at times, but she was a good woman and never got tired of working. Just seemed to sort of faded away. She brought me a tidy sum when I married her, and now I want to put up a stone that her children and me kin be proud of.”

“Did she die recently?” asked the dealer, sympathetically.

“Not so very. It will be five years next month. I thought to put up a stone sooner, but I’ve been too busy. Now I’ve got around to it, and want one right away.”

“Well, here’s a book of designs. Select what you think will suit you.”

“I don’t know much about such things, and you are in the business. I’d rather you would take $50 and do the best you can. I want sumthin’ showy. I’ll tell you how it is, and then you’ll know the kind. I want to marry the Widder Scroggs, and I heerd she said that I was too mean to even put a stone at the grave of my first wife, when she brought me all of my property. Put a stone that will catch the eye of a wider and write a nice verse on it. If $50 ain’t enough and you are sure a little more will help me with the wider put it on, and I’ll make it right soon as I marry her. She’s got a heap of property, and while it seems a lot of money to put in a stone, I reckon the chances are with it.” And the sorrow-stricken widower paid $50 and inquired where he could get a present cheap that would suit a widow. Cincinnati [OH] Enquirer 21 November, 1896: p. 12

Such little attentions to a late wife’s grave did not go unnoticed:

A Kansas woman fell in love and married a widower for no other reason, so she said, than that he took such excellent care of his first wife’s grave. Kansas City [MO] Star 2 April 1924: p. 26

One might do worse than to use a widower’s care-taking qualities as a benchmark when choosing a mate, although bedding plants and granite or slate slabs require a good less attention than a wife.

You may read more about widowers, tombstones, and mourning in The Victorian Book of the Dead.

Mrs Daffodil invites you to join her on the curiously named “Face-book,” where you will find a feast of fashion hints, fads and fancies, and historical anecdotes

You may read about a sentimental succubus, a vengeful seamstress’s ghost, Victorian mourning gone horribly wrong, and, of course, Mrs Daffodil’s efficient tidying up after a distasteful decapitation in A Spot of Bother: Four Macabre Tales.

 

The Drunkard’s Dead Wife Returns: 1891

Sleeping It Off, Image from the British Library

“HAUNTED BY HIS WIFE”

Her Spirit Making It Hot For the Drunkard Who Made Her Life Miserable.

[St. Paul Pioneer-Press.]

Out near the power house of the East Seventh-Street cable line there lives a man who is haunted by the ghost of his dead wife. At least this is the story he tells, and he is corroborated by his children, who say they also have seen the spirit of their mother.

The name of the man is given as Gordon, and it is said that he has been a hard drinker for a number of years. About a year ago his wife brought suit for divorce, alleging, among other reasons why the matrimonial knot should be severed, that her husband was an habitual drunkard. Previous to this time entreaties and threats had been tried upon the man, but without avail. The prospect of a separation from his wife, however, brought him to his senses, and he promised that if she would only live with him he would certainly reform.

In order to make the promise of more effect he sought out a priest and took a solemn oath that he would not drink any more intoxicating liquor as long as his wife should live. Relying upon this solemn promise of her husband to reform the wife once more forgave him, and divorce proceedings were stopped.

For a time all went well. The man stopped drinking, and it really began to look as if the wife was at least to realize some of the comforts of home life, of which she had been deprived for so many years. But her fond hopes were soon blasted. Love for liquor proved stronger than his love for his wife, and the man was soon following his old life of drunkenness.

The wife seemed to be utterly discouraged by her husband’s action, and after lingering for a few weary weeks she sank down in the sleep of death, and found the peace she had long looked for in vain. After her death the man continued to indulge his evil habit, and it is said by his acquaintances that of late he seldom had a sober moment of existence.

Recently, however, his drunken enjoyment has been interrupted, and he claims that the ghost of his dead companion continually haunts him and upbraids him for breaking his oath. At first he only plunged deeper into dissipation, if that were possible, but he could not free himself from the woman who had died in grief for his neglect and abuse. Her face appeared before him continually during the still watches of the night, wearing a look of reproach that nearly rendered him insane. At last he pleaded with the spirit to leave him alone. To a friend he afterward said that in response to his entreaties the spirit said she would haunt him until he should die. Becoming angry at her refusal to leave him, he seized a gun and fired it at the ghost, but, with a mocking laugh, it disappeared, only to come again on the succeeding night.

The children say they also have seen their mother. There are two of the children, a girl of 12 years and a boy of 9, and both stoutly maintain that they have seen their mother in the house since she died.

Cincinnati [OH] Enquirer 31 May 1891: p. 19

Mrs Daffodil’s Aide-memoire:  One suspects that if the drunkard had reported seeing the proverbial pink elephants, the children would have stoutly corroborated his account, hoping to shock their father back to sobriety. Although an article from July 1891 notes that the ghostly wife’s “persistent pleading and upbraiding finally had effect and now he drinks now more,” Mrs Daffodil is not sanguine and hopes that the authorities removed the children from a home so fraught with horror and firearms.

Mrs Daffodil invites you to join her on the curiously named “Face-book,” where you will find a feast of fashion hints, fads and fancies, and historical anecdotes

You may read about a sentimental succubus, a vengeful seamstress’s ghost, Victorian mourning gone horribly wrong, and, of course, Mrs Daffodil’s efficient tidying up after a distasteful decapitation in A Spot of Bother: Four Macabre Tales.